Professional Massage For Civilized Gay Men
Currently being renovated.
Re-Opens February 10, 2023.
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Oblong Massage 4Men is currently being renovated for your comfort.
New location in Lisbon. Re-opens February 2023.
Please check the online booking button for available spots.
Slots everyday start at:
I do not accept reservations by phone, email, or whatsapp. I may be with a client and therefore unable to answer your request quickly, so online booking works absolutely great for me and you as it secures you a spot automatically based on available slots and with zero mistakes and language barriers.So if the slot you want does not show up in the booking platform then it simply means it is already taken and therefore not available.* * * * *
I only accept 3-4 bookings a day, so please book ahead if you can. I am about quality and not quantity.
No walk-ins accepted. You must make a reservation online. No exceptions.Cash payments only.Local guys can use the Portuguese MB Way payment app.
Avenida Almirante Reis, 131, 6th Floor Esq.
No walk-ins. Online booking is mandatory. Please provide your confirmation email upon arrival.
You do not need to bring anything with you.Please respect the weight limit.
And only a 1 minute walk from Oblong Massage building door. Next to Millennium Bank. ATM (cash machine) available from street.
Be whatever you want to be, just be really good at it.
Almost everything will work out again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.
One Of Many Excellent Comments on
Wow! I’ve had hundreds of massages, but this was by far the best. I was super relaxed during and after my massage for the rest of the day. My boyfriend in fact noticed immediately what a great mood I was in and said, “you should do that more often”. From the moment I met Albhertu he made me feel comfortable and relaxed. He is just a super friendly person you want to be friends with. The massage was just unbelievable and I think I actually fell asleep for awhile.I could get addicted to this type of massage very easily and in fact plan to have one every couple of weeks with Albhertu for the next couple of months while I’m here in Lisbon. I can’t say enough good things about my experience with Oblong massage. Everyone guy should give a try.
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I have a customer weight limit of 90kg / 200lb / 14 stone per person; heavier bodies will not permit me to perform this massage since I cannot lift your body from underneath.
Please respect this request as you may be turned aways if deemed too big or large for my ability to lift you.* * * * *
And why the weight limit?
The answer is two-fold:
- Oblong Massage has built into it the lifting of the body from underneath and there is a limit to how much Alberto can lift. It´s as simple as that.
- Alberto has to perform this massage everyday, several times a day, reason enough for him to have to pace himself - he must be able to perform the last massage of the day with the same energy and vigor as the first without being worn out.
Many things in life have physical limits that must be observed, and although Alberto understands that you may want the full Oblong Massage experience, he must consider his well-being and physical capacity first.
For 80€...but you can add more minutes.
I only do my own massage protocol which I call Oblong Massage. I do not perform other massage styles.
I stick to what I do best, and I do it very well.
You will get the minimum 1 hour and 20 minutes of the very fluid and non-stop Oblong Massage, specifically designed for the naked male body.
Oblong Massage is not compatible with "deep tissue" massage. You are not getting a "deep tissue" massage.* * * * *
Default oil used is almond oil.
All massage oils are heated in the winter months.
When booking you can:
- Upgrade to anti-inflammatory arnica oil.
- Add an extra 10 minutes more of Oblong Massage.
- Add an extra 10 minutes of Silicone Cupping.
- Add an extra 10 minutes of more of light Stretching.
You will get a world class signature massage protocol especially designed for the nude male body.* * * * *When you pay for 80 or 90 or 100 or 110 minutes of massage that is exactly what you get, uninterrupted 80 or 90 or 100 or 110 minutes of no-nonsense on-your-body care for the full duration. There are no unnecessary frills, tricks, gimmicks, magic or fantasy rituals. Just Pure Oblong Massage.* * * * *After booking online you will immediately get a confirmation email with further information, so please make sure you enter your contact information correctly.If you need to reschedule your appointment to another day or time you do not need to cancel and re-book again; simply open your confirmation email and use the reschedule button. How cool is that?Arrive 10 minutes early, if you can.
Cancel anytime. No questions asked.If you are going to be late please inform Alberto via Whatsapp.
🍹 Chill Sunset (covers)
🇵🇹 Portuguese, Fado
🇧🇷 Brasil, Bossa Nova
🇪🇸 Español, Caliente
🇬🇧 English, Ballads
🎹 Easy Classical
Oblong Massage is a gift you give yourself.
The way you make people feel says a lot about you.
Yes, Oblong Massage as I have created it is only for naked guys. And they all seem to love it.
For many years I catered to the general public, both male and female, but in December 2020 I changed the massage protocol quite a bit to suit nude guys only - it means I stopped using towels on the massage table, under or above the body, so guys can be naked, allowing me to be free with imaginative and complex movements thus creating an even more sensual and functional massage protocol that allows me to travel the body in all directions, including from underneath.
Guys like being naked, so it is just easier, and consequently just more fun to perform.* * * * *If you are looking for a completely different massage experience from what you´ve had before, the best way to enjoy Oblong Massage is to put any preconceived ideas of what a massage should be aside, let go of all assumptions, take a deep breath, keep a silent mind, and embrace a new and modern massage experience.* * * * *
And just so you know in advance, it´s perfectly OK to feel absolutely free during the massage session; you will not be "insulting" me by getting an erection.
Oblong Massage will glide throughout your naked body, transitioning and morphing into many different movements and styles with both the hands and the forearms, providing a sense of sway and lull that may rock you to sleep. I am constantly working on your muscles but in a way that you do not notice.* * * * *
And guys, if it feels good,
don´t hold back.
It´s perfectly OK to:
to name a few.
Oh, and guys, be advised, I have no intention of aligning you with the universe, or to balance your chakras, or transfer my energy, none of that - I need my energy to work on you up to 110 minutes non-stop. You will not find any of that magical language here, I do not promise any special healing, but I will promise you´ll get a truly professional guy-to-guy full-body naked massage experience.
Masseurs have feelings too. Make the choice to be nice.
Pay attention to who you´re with when you feel your best.
Oblong Massage belongs to the leisure-massage category of world massages and therefore there are no questionnaires to fill out, no medical questions required, no diagnosis taken, no tests performed, and no specific treatment is applied.There is absolutely nothing about Oblong Massage that can hurt you.
Oblong Massage is a full-body holistic approach to massage and aims to de-activate your mind by stimulating the para-sympathetic nervous system, allowing your body to calm down and self-regulate.Oblong Massage is a gift you give yourself.
Is Oblong Massage "therapeutic"?
Well, yes and no. It all depends on what you understand therapeutic to be.
If you have a diagnosable problem or health issue you should consult a doctor - no massage "therapist" anywhere is licensed to diagnose any illness or pathology.
On the other hand, if you find that a quiet walk in the forest or on the beach is therapeutic, if listening to a baby laugh comforts and soothes you, if you consider eating well and keeping active good and worthwhile goals to pursue, then yes, in this sense Oblong Massage is abundantly therapeutic.
English and Portuguese speaker trying to learn SpanishI have been doing this massage approach/style since 2015.
I am creative, reliable, extremely professional, and with a no-nonsense attitude about what a good massage should be, so if I say I know how to perform a truly comprehensive and dynamic massage protocol then you just have to accept my word and try it.
Falua Massage Academy
Former owner, operator, mentor, and teacher at Falua Massage Academy in Porto, Portugal.
Falua Massage Academy closed during the covid lockdown and I have no current plans of re-opening it. I currently lack the will-power to re-start it all. Maybe sometime in the future if the inspiration to teach strikes again. In the mean time I am perfectly happy catering exclusively to the male public having tweaked this special massage protocol to perfectly fit the naked male body.
You glow differently when you are actually happy.
If you´re reading this I hope a good massage happens to you today.
What Happy Guys Say
"I have the simplest taste;
I am always satisfied with the best."
Sometimes you just instinctively know when you're in safe and professional hands. Albhertu gives that vibe in abundance. The massage technique is amazing, I can't really explain it in words...you just have to try it is all I can say. Albhertu will frequently check you're comfortable and enjoying it.This guy's philosophy is "live for the moment" and he'll help you do just that. Highly recommended. *****The choice of music is a nice touch, but if you wait a bit you might hear that he can sing too!
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Recebido num ambiente já preparado para me acolher, em segurança e cheio de boa energia.O preconceito fica à porta, mas o respeito, educação e cuidados não se esquecem em nenhum momento. E é desta forma que, descontraidamente, se gera a confiança necessária para nos deixarmos levar na viagem que o Alberthu nos propõem. Embalados numa suave e doce melodia, rapidamente o corpo se entrega a esta abordagem e uso da técnica de forma nunca antes sentida, enquanto a mente desliga e em poucos minutos se esquecem os problemas e correria do dia a dia. A sensação de leveza, tranquilidade e relaxamento voltam contigo a casa e tens a certeza que a viagem foi boa quando percebes que queres voltar a embarcar na Falua, com o Alberthu no leme.Sem dor também se alcançam resultados.Relax and enjoy the ride.
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It is very difficult to describe the Faula massage experience with the limited set of words of the English dictionary… splendid, fabulous, extraordinary… Ahhh neither of them can properly explain the special journey with Albhertu. Just try it and let your body fly! Hooked up for ever! See you soon for sure! Muito obrigado/ Szívből köszönöm!
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Espaço acolhedor, intimista e obviamente limpo, deixando-nos seguros com a preocupação da higiene ao mais alto nível. O serviço ( para mim tratamento) é sempre do mais profissional onde somos tratados de forma respeitosa pelas mãos do super profissional Albhertu. Fã incondicional deste ser humano que me revigora a cada vez que passo pela sua experiência profissional na massagem OBLONG. Obrigado mil vezes.
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